I guess it’s useful for people who don’t know about private browsing mode.
Back when I worked tech support, about every third call was from someone who clicked on a link sent from a friend like HM, that sent them to a link involving naked women, and they would rather not have to explain to their wife or girlfriend find out about seeing naked ladies or gay porn on the internet. So I would teach them how to clear their cache, and clear their history.
In terms of guys people who have heard the world’s lamest excuses. it pretty much goes cashiers at porn shops (These are for a friend in the hospital), Proctologists (I slipped and fell on it), and Tech support (My friend Rick-Rolled me, I never would have thought to look up Hustler.com on my own.)
The Elite Elite
Um, what?
browncoat
Seconded
Pan Zagloba
This is about linguistics, right?
Heroic Mulatto
λx[bad(x)] = bad
bad(ιx[dog(x)])
Pan Zagloba
I knew it!
Juvenile Bluster
i…. yeah, I’m going to step out for the night. See y’all for the morning links.
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The Battle of Vaslui (also referred to as the Battle of Podul Înalt or the Battle of Racova) was fought on 10 January 1475, between Stephen III of Moldavia and the Ottoman governor of Rumelia, Hadım Suleiman Pasha. The battle took place at Podul Înalt (the High Bridge), near the town of Vaslui, in Moldavia (now part of eastern Romania). The Ottoman troops numbered up to 120,000, facing about 40,000 Moldavian troops, plus smaller numbers of allied and mercenary troops.
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Suleiman tried to reinforce his offensive, not knowing what had happened in the valley, but then Stephen, with the full support of his boyars, ordered a major attack. All his troops, together with peasants and heavy cavalry, attacked from all sides. Simultaneously, Moldavian buglers concealed behind Ottoman lines started to sound their bugles, and in great confusion some Ottoman units changed direction to face the sound.[43] When the Moldavian army hit, Suleiman lost control of his army.[32] He desperately tried to regain control, but was later forced to signal a retreat. The battle lasted for four days,[44] with the last three days seeing the fleeing Ottoman army being pursued by the Moldavian light cavalry and the 2,000-strong Polish cavalry until they reached the town of Obluciţa (now Isaccea, Romania), in Dobruja.
The Wallachians fled the field without joining battle and Laiotă now turned his sword against the Turks, who had hoped for a safe passage in Wallachia; on 20 January, he exited his castle and confronted some of the Turks that were lurking on his land. Thereafter, he took one of their flags and sent it to a Hungarian friend as proof of his bravery.[45] The Ottoman casualties were counted as 45,000, including four Pashas killed and a hundred standards taken.[46] Jan Długosz writes that “all but the most eminent of the Turkish prisoners are impaled”,[47] and their corpses burned.[37] Only one was spared – the only son of the Ottoman general Isaac Bey, of the Gazi Evrenos family, whose father had fought with Mircea the Old.[45] Another Polish chronicler reported that on the spot of the battle rested huge piles of bones upon each other, next to three immured crosses
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Hassan tried to create a new coalition with the European powers, arguing that Mehmed’s best troops were lost at Vaslui.[27] Upon hearing about the devastating defeat, Mehmed refused for several days to give audience to anyone; his other plans of expansion were put to rest as he planned revenge on Stephen.[5] In the following year, Mehmed invaded the country with an army of 150,000, which was joined by 10,000 Wallachians under Laiotă and 30,000 Tatars under Meñli I Giray. The Tatars, who called for a Holy War, attacked with their cavalry from the north and started to pillage the country. The Moldavians took chase after them, and routed and killed most of them. “The fleeing Tatars discard their weapons, their saddles and clothes, while some, as though crazed, jump into the River Dniepr.”[52] Giray wrote to Mehmed that he could not wage more war against Stephen, as he had lost his son and two brothers, and had returned with only one horse.
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[Nelson laugh]
thrakkorzog
Think of the best dog that is possible. Existence is a necessary condition of the best dog’s existence, since if it didn’t exist then it’s not a very good dog, so therefore it must exist.
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28 responses to “Glibertarians After Dark: My New Fetish”
ASMR is just taking the first part of a porn scene and stretching it out to 30 minutes.
Nice. Thanks for sharing.
I guess it’s useful for people who don’t know about private browsing mode.
Back when I worked tech support, about every third call was from someone who clicked on a link sent from a friend like HM, that sent them to a link involving naked women, and they would rather not have to explain to their wife or girlfriend find out about seeing naked ladies or gay porn on the internet. So I would teach them how to clear their cache, and clear their history.
In terms of guys people who have heard the world’s lamest excuses. it pretty much goes cashiers at porn shops (These are for a friend in the hospital), Proctologists (I slipped and fell on it), and Tech support (My friend Rick-Rolled me, I never would have thought to look up Hustler.com on my own.)
Um, what?
Seconded
This is about linguistics, right?
λx[bad(x)] = bad
bad(ιx[dog(x)])
I knew it!
i…. yeah, I’m going to step out for the night. See y’all for the morning links.
Is this supposed to bore mecto sleep?
Don’t kinkshame, bro.
That rabbit is right and you know it!
In happier times.
God, I love every fucking minute of that dub!
How did Adult Swim pass on it?
HM I am constantly impressed by your ability to find just the right link.
I’m not sure that anything quite so tame can be termed a “fetish”. Do you even SugarFree, bro?
Would it help if you knew she was cosplaying as Hillary Clinton?
Well… a little.
Is she related to the dog in anyway?
The fuck did I-
No. Nope, you know what, I’m not even going to ask.
Um… Uh… Er… *Brightens up*
You know who else had a dog?
Ted Kenbedy?
Damn it. Kennedy.
That Timmy kid that keeps falling down wells?
Tricia and Julie Nixon?
Why do I have an erection now?
Great Moments in Remove Kebab
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vaslui
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The Battle of Vaslui (also referred to as the Battle of Podul Înalt or the Battle of Racova) was fought on 10 January 1475, between Stephen III of Moldavia and the Ottoman governor of Rumelia, Hadım Suleiman Pasha. The battle took place at Podul Înalt (the High Bridge), near the town of Vaslui, in Moldavia (now part of eastern Romania). The Ottoman troops numbered up to 120,000, facing about 40,000 Moldavian troops, plus smaller numbers of allied and mercenary troops.
…
Suleiman tried to reinforce his offensive, not knowing what had happened in the valley, but then Stephen, with the full support of his boyars, ordered a major attack. All his troops, together with peasants and heavy cavalry, attacked from all sides. Simultaneously, Moldavian buglers concealed behind Ottoman lines started to sound their bugles, and in great confusion some Ottoman units changed direction to face the sound.[43] When the Moldavian army hit, Suleiman lost control of his army.[32] He desperately tried to regain control, but was later forced to signal a retreat. The battle lasted for four days,[44] with the last three days seeing the fleeing Ottoman army being pursued by the Moldavian light cavalry and the 2,000-strong Polish cavalry until they reached the town of Obluciţa (now Isaccea, Romania), in Dobruja.
The Wallachians fled the field without joining battle and Laiotă now turned his sword against the Turks, who had hoped for a safe passage in Wallachia; on 20 January, he exited his castle and confronted some of the Turks that were lurking on his land. Thereafter, he took one of their flags and sent it to a Hungarian friend as proof of his bravery.[45] The Ottoman casualties were counted as 45,000, including four Pashas killed and a hundred standards taken.[46] Jan Długosz writes that “all but the most eminent of the Turkish prisoners are impaled”,[47] and their corpses burned.[37] Only one was spared – the only son of the Ottoman general Isaac Bey, of the Gazi Evrenos family, whose father had fought with Mircea the Old.[45] Another Polish chronicler reported that on the spot of the battle rested huge piles of bones upon each other, next to three immured crosses
….
Hassan tried to create a new coalition with the European powers, arguing that Mehmed’s best troops were lost at Vaslui.[27] Upon hearing about the devastating defeat, Mehmed refused for several days to give audience to anyone; his other plans of expansion were put to rest as he planned revenge on Stephen.[5] In the following year, Mehmed invaded the country with an army of 150,000, which was joined by 10,000 Wallachians under Laiotă and 30,000 Tatars under Meñli I Giray. The Tatars, who called for a Holy War, attacked with their cavalry from the north and started to pillage the country. The Moldavians took chase after them, and routed and killed most of them. “The fleeing Tatars discard their weapons, their saddles and clothes, while some, as though crazed, jump into the River Dniepr.”[52] Giray wrote to Mehmed that he could not wage more war against Stephen, as he had lost his son and two brothers, and had returned with only one horse.
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[Nelson laugh]
Think of the best dog that is possible. Existence is a necessary condition of the best dog’s existence, since if it didn’t exist then it’s not a very good dog, so therefore it must exist.