Author: Swiss Servator

I am on kind of a Links run lately…so bear with me. Here are a few random ones for your Saturday Morning. I hope you all ran out and found all the ingredients for a nice Planet of the Apes or three.

• Hero, or soon to be treated like the British Richard Jewel?
• Again, I must ask “which one of you was this?”
• Stupid Hillbillies…hey, wait a minute??
• Honestly, I am getting tired of asking…which one of you was this?

Imma go get another mug of coffee. When I get back, hopefully at least one of you will have ignored all these links and posted your own, someone else will have posted one of these links, and several of you will have suggested names for the two links that ask who amongst you this was. Cheers!

Looks like you get me again for the Afternoon. So I will continue to just lob a few random links out there, and let you go at it.

• HaXxor Attack in Britain! No word if they are l33t.
• I’ve got motherf#$%ing scorpions, on a plane!
• OK, which one of you was this?
• Yeah, click this and you will see an “important topic that producers should not be afraid to report to their veterinarian and to all breed associations.”

There you are, links with even less substance than normal! Enjoy, scorn, revel in or despise – as you want.

I could not really think of any theme for these links – so they will just spray to all fields. Enjoy them, ignore them (more likely) or what you will.

• Um…maybe. [Darn CS Monitor link got “subscription only’d]. So read this instead. (some of us posted it in comments earlier today).
• Christ, what an @$$hole.
• Oh you had a bad day… (Note: not a link to the Daniel Powter song)
• Even more Socialist success in Venezuela.

So there you have them. Commence to snarking!

Coffee. Links. Clean up. Go to church. Yardwork.

OK, my Sunday is set. I’ll just put this coffee down and set out a few links for you to bat around this morning.

• Springtime for patronage in Chicagoland!
• Sad, angry ….both at once. That is how you feel reading this.
• A horse ran faster than a bunch of other horses.
• I do wonder what collection agency they would use.

Enjoy, do not enjoy. Snark, be serious – it is all up to you!

Good morning, Glibs. I  somehow arose without a massive hangover, despite a fairly large amount of beer consumed yesterday. That news about Hekmatyar really got me down. But a large mug of coffee and some links will help make the day better.

• OMGERD!  ELECTION HAXXOR!
• Yikes, that is some running, sub 2 hours or not.
• Icky Gunz Cause Trouble!
• Imma let you finish, but first let me delete this…

And there you have it. Saturday morning snark fodder. Enjoy!

Looks like I am the afternoon designated linker. Yesterday’s theme was fail….today, it is BAD.

• Sometimes being a tourist in NYC is a bad thing to be.
• I suspect this broadcast will be bad.
• Meh, sounds more like a bad spy movie plot.
• Now that was a bad balloon airship voyage.
• Bad karma for Mexico?

So there you go…links o’ bad.  Just you feel fortunate I didn’t follow my colleagues’ lead and link to music…Bad by Michael Jackson would probably get me booed off the page.

Continuing the shuffling of lineups – this Afternoon’s Links brought to you by me. These links will be all about .. failure.

• Infrastructure fail. The Big Apple is rotten?
• Royalty fail.
• Just….fail. I can’t even.
• Gender oddness fail.

So there is some fail for ya. Have at it in the comments, ye snark masters and glib folk.

P.S. I was going to link if TEAM RED failed to, yet again, do anything about Lightworkercare. I’ll let y’all decide if what they did do was a fail (hint: almost anything Congress does is likely to be a fail).

Good Morning…I think this counts a s Sabbath breaking, a little. I was soaked for hours yesterday, and don’t feel on top of my game…but instead of slogging into church, I am doing links and having moar coffee.  See how we risk the wrath of the Almighty for you, our paying customers friends!

• Aw, nuts.
• A meeting of the (goofy) minds…?
• Booosh?
• Ha… good luck, lady.

OK, there are your on a blustery, rainy, kreptacular Sunday morn.

Having faceplanted on the originality part of links yesterday afternoon, I am getting back on the hoverboard and trying not to crash or incinerate or such. Enjoy these Friday Afternoon links that contain little to no substance!

• A Daily Fail Womyn!
• Best I could do for a Daily Fail Man.
• Euro race car stuff.
• Hmmmm. Not sure what to think of this.
• Should we care one way or the other?

That is it – hopefully you are able to relax and knock out a couple of pithy comments here. Enjoy!

I was going to try to Rickroll all of you with some Poppy clip. But I figured a picture was enough Poppy for now. What do you mean “not that Poppy”?  Well…anyhoo, on with the soon to be ignored Afternoon Links of fluff and oddity.

• This is some of the bad Trump stuff we were expecting. Sigh.
• Why I left Buzzfeed. Number 3 will shock you!
• Jeff Goldblum you say?
• This idiot carried through with the same level of prowess shown by the Bundeswehr in the past decade.
• Where is disbarment when you need it?

There you go. I am setting the over/under on commenter links at 7 of the first 13 numbered comments.

UPDATE: I missed that Jesse had already linked this Jeff Goldblum story yesterday (BOOO! BAD SWISS!) and it looks like the under wins.